Screenshot Roulette - 03082016

"McMike" (mcmike) 03/09/2016 at 11:31 • Filed to: screenshot roulette

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Welcome to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , where we gather random screenshots from a Jalopnik editor’s appearance from a live broadcast or video, and share them to Oppo.

Today’s screeenshots come to us from Raphel Orlove’s appearance on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! discussing the joy of Avalon.

Meme, caption, or just pick your favorite.

Congratulations to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for last episode’s win.

McMike > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:36

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We really need annotations back for this.

TheHondaBro > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:37

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They make fun of me for flipping my Baja Bug.

I make fun of them for not having a Baja Bug.

TheHondaBro > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:41

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Hoccy > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:42

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“Now remind me again, why is my beard longer than my hair?”

Jcarr > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:43

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“I miss Tarvis...”

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Just kidding, Patrick. We love you the best.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:43

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“...And then she wanted to stick both fingers in...”

McMike > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:43

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“My face when they announce their new rating method”

$kaycog > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:43

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I have many hairs.

toomuchcommuting > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:44

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Party-vi > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:45

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HammerheadFistpunch > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:49

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“Our spy photographers have captured the latest Jalopnik Editor out in public for testing the other day, the camo makes it hard to distinguish the details but even still we can see the the new model comes equipped with a beard and the customary 5 fingers, at least for one hand. Check in with us for more details on this upcoming model.”

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:52

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See. Right there is the ditch I rolled the Bug in. But the Avalon managed to stay on the road.

ocbrad1 used to be iamhoff but is now just wandering around > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:53

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Hell, his beard in that shot looks like the “worse” pictogram! Love it!

McMike > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2016 at 11:57

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The 2017 Orlove - THIS IS IT.

HammerheadFistpunch > McMike 03/09/2016 at 11:58

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That’s what I was going for, thanks! (no time for the shops this morning) Why IS he wearing prototype camo?

ttyymmnn > McMike 03/09/2016 at 12:02

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“No, it’s just lice.”

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 03/09/2016 at 12:15

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“wanna see under my mask?”

ironically, underneath the mask was The Mask

Party-vi > HammerheadFistpunch 03/09/2016 at 12:21

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Is Patrick going to ride Orlove into a wall too?

Meatcoma > McMike 03/09/2016 at 12:37

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“Thanks for the hair gel!”

“Wait what? What do you mean that wasn’t hair gel?”

Meatcoma > McMike 03/09/2016 at 12:40

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I can’t afford one.

Meatcoma > McMike 03/09/2016 at 12:40

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“NO you look like a terrorist!”

Raphael Orlove > MonkeePuzzle 03/09/2016 at 12:56

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the truth is out there

McMike > Meatcoma 03/09/2016 at 13:59

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Those don’t work as well as you think (Review)

Meatcoma > McMike 03/09/2016 at 14:23

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hahaha, thanks for that McMike!

I laughed out loud at work, which caused a few others to laugh.

The Compromiser > McMike 03/09/2016 at 18:58

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No seriously, it was just gas guys.

OK... maybe it was a little wet.

The Compromiser > McMike 03/09/2016 at 19:12

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“So there I was all like ‘unh unh unh’ in it, right? And she was all like ‘ah oh unh, Raphy!’ And I was like ‘Yeah, you like it don’t you? You like it like that you dirty girl?’ , and she was all, ‘ay papi gusta bueno !’ Man it was intense. Then her hip broke. She wasn’t stopping though, cause she’s a freak, right?

But Daaaaaaamn dude. Your mom reeeeeally likes the Avalon. Tell her I hope her hip heals up alright, ok ? Peace.”

Wheelerguy > Party-vi 03/10/2016 at 09:53

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Wasn’t Opporati confirmed in 30 November ? And everyone knew it was the real thing. Jallopnati is just an impostor. Same as this man who calls himself Raphael Orlove.

Because everyone knew what happened to the REAL Raphael Orlove .

m2m, apex detective > McMike 03/14/2016 at 08:32

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#2 just looks like Adam Sandler got mashed up in a teleporter with Mike Skiner of Streets fame. It’s true, I swear! D:

m2m, apex detective > HammerheadFistpunch 03/14/2016 at 08:33

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I think he might be wearing alphabet soup.